PRESENTING: an unused scrap from askthedouchefin and also the end result of thinking back really hard to remember everything boys included in their middle school power fantasy self-portraits
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what the fuck did i just watch
i’m
pissing
my
pants
omg
need
to
change
them
brb
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because you needed this on your blog… at night
(Source: mockingjew, via jaredsasquatch)
- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
- My Dad: What do you want to do when you get out of the house?
- Me: I'm going to own a small cafe inside a Museum.
- My Dad: What?
- Me: I'm going to change my name to Brewster.
- My Dad: ...
- Me: "There we go, at the perfect temperature to bring out the flavor: 176 degrees. One fresh-brewed cup. Drink up."
best. virus. ever.
This should be a thing.
(Source: monkey-with-a-gun, via shinigamiraz)
i’m going to stop okay?
woops twwo fuck it.
